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Top 15 favorite responses to women who ask "the question": 15) A lady doesn't ask and a gentleman doesn't tell! 14) If you want to get down on your knees, I'll show you! 13) As you can see.. my socks and shoes/boots! 12) The usual. 11) Well, well, well.. you must be the bad girl in your family! 10) I'll bet you didn't know that I wear a kilt.. just to meet women like you. 9) What do you think? Buy me a pint and maybe I'll let you check for yourself! 8) Well, I don't want to brag.. but this may be a turning point in your life! 7) Nothing is worn.. everything is in perfect working order! 6) Only my wife knows. 5) If I tell you, you're gonna want to see for yourself, just like the last dozen girls! 4) Of course it's true! But, if you want to check, you'll have to show me yours first! 3) If your hands aren't too cold, you can reach up under there and check for yourself! 2) How bad do you want to know? 1) Good girls don't ask.. but bad girls find out for themselves! Top 10 favorite responses to men who ask, "the question": 10) Haggis!!! 9) It's called REGIMENTAL, dude. Google it. 8) Just what God gave me! 7) Usually the ladies ask that question.. what team are you on anyhow? 6) I usually get up and wear whatever I wore the night before. 5) Your wife's/mother's lipstick. 4) If you were man enough to wear a kilt, what would you wear under it? 3) If you try to check for yourself, expect to wake up in the hospital! 2) Same as you, only BIGGER! 1) Freedom!!! (You really should try it for yourself)! |
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And there's more.. Top 15 favorite responses to guys that yell out "Nice dress..!" (or ask "Why are you wearing a skirt?"): 15) Thank you for noticing.. I get remarks from all of the ladies! 14) If you'd like to call it that. It's been a kilt for ten thousand years, but you can call it whatever you want. 13) Well Professor, if it were a dress, it'd start at my neck and it'd probably be called a tunic. It's actually a man's skirt, which is called a kilt.. you know, men have worn them for centuries. 12) It seems like most of the ladies here are wearing pants. So what I'm wondering is, why are YOU dressed like a woman? 11) You must have gone to public school.. anyone with a decent 3rd grade education would recognize a kilt when they saw one. 10) Maybe you are so used to seeing your father in your mother's clothes that you jump to conclusions. Sorry, it's a kilt, not a dress. 9) It's a kilt, and your wife/mother seems to like it just fine! 8) It's called a kilt. Men wear them. If I were your type, I would be wearing a dress. 7) You must be confused if you don't know a kilt when you see one. 6) Women wear dresses, men wear kilts... Please tell me you know the difference between a man and a woman... 5) It's called a kilt, because I "kilt" the last guy that called it a dress! 4) Now see, I just knew there would be one idiot that didn't know a kilt when he saw one. I guess that'd be you! 3) Just because you're too insecure to wear a kilt is no reason to try to be insulting. 2) It takes a really secure man to wear a kilt. But, I'm quite certain you wouldn't understand. 1) I guess you don't know, today is the official Kilt Day.. go to Kilt Day dot com and see for yourself! Top 20 favorite responses to people that ask "Why are you wearing a kilt?": 20) Because I read in my horoscope today that I would meet a really hot nymphomaniac super model that just can't resist a man in a kilt.. have you seen her around here? (see photo, below) 19) I decided to try it once and I just couldn't go back to pants. 18) I'm on my way to pick up my bagpipes from the shop right now! 17) Doctor's orders.. no pants until the swelling goes down! 16) Because I can! I just can't figure out why everyone doesn't wear one! 15) Some guys just need more room than others.. 14) Because my balls like to breathe.. and whenever my balls are happy, I'm happy! 13) Because I wanted to make sure we didn't both wear the same thing today! 12) Kilts have always been a man's garment.. worn by great warriors. The kilt has always been a symbol of freedom, self-determination and rebellion against conformity. 11) As much as it is a heritage and fashion thing.. it is really more of a comfort thing. 10) Because I left my pants at your Mother's house last night! 9) We all can't be such a slave to fashion.. like you. 8) My good friend, Sir Sean Connery, gave me a wonderful tartan kilt for my birthday and I really got hooked on the comfort, just like he told me I would! 7) Well, if you've got a kilt, you've got to wear it! 6) If you were hung like me, you would be in one too! 5) Because I didn't get the memo that we had to wear trousers today. 4) Five years from now, everyone will be doing it.. I'm just ahead of my time! When you walk into WalMart and see the kilt display in the men's department, you can think back to today! 3) If women had a "package" between their legs, you can BET they wouldn't wear pants either! 2) 'cause the chicks dig it! (see photo, below) 1) Didn't you know.. today is officially Kilt Day? Go to Kilt Day dot com and see for yourself! |
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